(originally mushroompizza / via fuck-no-greg-land)
Chris Hemsworth is charging $99 per autograph next week at Wizard World Philadelphia. I’m totally willing to pay that… if he’s willing to autograph my tongue with his penis.
I usually tend not to be judgmental about this kind of stuff, but if you’re in front of me in the grocery store checkout line buying two full carts of groceries ($425 - yes I was being nosy) with a food-stamps card, I don’t want to see cases of Yoohoo and brand name spring water in one of your carts and I don’t think you should hold up the whole line by going to grab a fist-full of candy bars. Sure everybody needs to eat, but I think if you can’t afford to pay for your own food you should at least not buy a bunch of junk on the government’s (and by extension my) dime. You’re poor, I feel sorry for you, but you know, I think you should be happy drinking as much free tap water as you want.
(originally sleepdeprivedandlonely / via welltheregoesyoursociallife)
A picture of River Viiperi I touched up for fun.
Marlon Teixeira
(originally euphoricfixation / via mancrushoftheday)
(originally keepingitclazzy / via blazelikethefire)
Well the refrigerator repairman was just here and he’s going to be able to fix me right up… tomorrow. Until then I have to leave my freezer off, so there goes my few remaining groceries and I’ll be drinking warm water for the next 24+ hours. On the upside I guess today I’ll be having ice cream for second breakfast.
For anybody else who thinks their job is strange: This is the kind of thing that shows up in my legitimate work-related emails.
Life-size chocolate skulls. Incontrovertible proof that people have too much money. And they’re racists.
“We love the apocalypse as long as nobody acknowledges the truth: It’s not a mythical event. We live on top of one.”
-Jack O’Brien - 6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America
(originally niknak79 / via thinktwicehomeslice)
(originally onac911 / via the--screaming--moist)
