one of my fave scenes from anything
Every time I have a medical issue I’m able to maintain my icy demeanor until I have to call my Mom to tell her about it, and then I’m a blubbery mess. It’s very undignified.
You guys have you seen this
I’ve seen a few *cough* uncut penises in my time, but never one where the head wasn’t making any kind of appearance even when it was completely hard. It looked like the Sorting Hat.
If you’re invited to somebody’s house for a blowjob, don’t show up with a weird penis. We all know what a dick looks like and if you have an abnormal one, you need to warn somebody about that shit ahead of time.
because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!